Caitlyn: "I think dragons are like other animals. The boys fight for the girls." School has been celebrating Lunar New Year, so dragons are a frequent topic these days.
Caitlyn: "Uh-huh." Her voice gets all dreamy. "N. fought for me today. He won."
Me: "So, you're going to grow up and marry N. now?"
Caitlyn, still dreamy: "Uh-huh."
I wonder what the young man in question thinks of this. He probably has no idea.