Things Caitlyn says when she's asleep:

"I don't want the tomato!"

"Mama, wear gloves."

"S T U V W X Y and Z."

Out of nowhere the other day, Caitlyn announced, "I don't like the dark." She paused, then confirmed, "I like the light."

Having just watched NightWatch, a Russian vampire movie, this was an especially reassuring statement.

Caitlyn: "Why do we have a cat?"
Me: "Mama doesn't like dogs."
"I like dogs."
"Well, when you are all grown up and live in your own house and are responsible, then you can have a dog."

A pause.

"I don't want to be responsible. I'll have a cat."